Category Archives: Originals
Dreamer Weaver
I Heard This In A Dream About What People In The 80’s Thought The Future Would Be Like I Think
The title kind of says it all. It ends abruptly because my alarm went off.
In truth, I made this in college with some pirated audio software I had gotten. I had no idea how to use it, and I still don’t, but I made this and it didn’t make me want to vomit when I listened to it, so here it is.
Puppet Preacher
Sometimes I have dreams where my stuffed animals are attending some sort of toy church, and my crocodile puppet is up at the pulpit, preaching. This is what he preachers.
In truth, my soundcloud account said I only had one minute left, so this is what I came up with to utilize all the free space I can get.
Ducks Conversating on an Elevator
Presented without comment.
The Song That Plays In My Head Whenever I Gargle
Windy Desert Moon
Writing lyrics is hard. Nature sounds are easy to find on youtube. Whistling is also hard, but I put in the effort just for you. Just for you, goddammit.